PDX Movie Maven: Time Bandits (1981)

Friday, August 31, 2012

Time Bandits (1981)

My friend Nathan gave me this one to watch, and I'm really glad he did. This is funny and ridiculous and oh-so British. A group of little people work for the Supreme Being making shrubs and stuff, and they feel seriously under-appreciated. They therefore decide to steal a time traveling map in order to look for and steal treasure. Makes total sense, right?

They accidentally hijack a young British boy, and he tries to keep the thieves on the straight and narrow. This has Monty Python alumni in it, plus Sean Connery in a gladiator costume! Good rental.

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My Favorites

Anatomy of a Murder - groundbreaking film (the first time the word "panties" was used) with Jimmy Stewart and many other amazing performances. I watch it continually.
Bubba Ho Tep - There is a mummy in this Texan nursing home - the same one where Elvis is living!
Horseman on the Roof - this is a great adventure and love story.
Hustler - Paul Newman is not just a pretty face. Piper Laurie is amazing here as well.
It Happened One Night - this movie is timeless, and the first to sweep all the big Ocsars (actor, actress, movie, director)
Lady Eve - see Preston Sturges entry
Like Water for Chocolate - very romantic, and love it more each time I watch it.
Misfits - a wonderful movie about being trapped.
Murder My Sweet - the best noir ever.
Nosferatu - early vampire film and it really creeps me out
On the Waterfront - the acting here is incredible. Brando was the best - every line meant something
Pride and Prejudice - 5 hour BBC version (I know this was TV, but it's the best version of P&P)
Smiles of a Summer Night - My fav Bergman film by far, and one of my all time fav films
Yojimbo - my fav Kurasawa - so much better than all the copycat movies from Hollywood

Women Who Kick Ass

Alien, Aliens, etc. - this changed women's roles in movies forever. Get away from her, you bitch.
Crouching Tiger, HIdden Dragon - I love wire work - and this movie introduced me to it. How had I missed it before that?? Michelle Yeoh rocks here. There's another great female role, too, but I can't stand the actress, so I'm not going to mention her name.
Devil Wears Prada - Miranda, played by La Streep, is an ultimate evil businessperson. Usually this is played by a guy.
Girlfight - breakout film for Michelle Rodriquez. Here she's a gal from a crappy home who wants to be a boxer.
Jackie Brown - this might be my favorite Tarantino. Jackie has a plan and she sticks to it, manipulates, and outsmarts everybody to get her way.
Kill Bill (1 and 2) - the Bride mows everybody down here and it is fun. Plus these are fantastic movies - and Uma isn't the only gal kicking ass: Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox and Daryl Hannah are nasty mean too.
Long Kiss Goodnight - this is not a good film. I'm not going to pretend it's a good film, but I think it's fun. Geena Davis kicks ass and Samuel L Jackson is the sidekick. Big warning - this was directed by Renny Harlin, Geena's husband at the time. I think they made a pirate movie eventually.
Serenity - Joss Whedon loves strong women. (This is a movie blog, so I won't get started on Buffy. If you haven't watched it - rent a disc or two.) In Serenity, Joss has a multitude of strong female characters: the mechanic, the pilot, the weapon.

Surprises

Freeway - A very young Reese Witherspoon plus Brooke Shields, Kiefer S. and Amanda Plummer. Aren't you curious already? This is a modern take on little red riding hood, and very violent. I believe you'll also see a young Brittany Murphy.
Lars and the Real Girl - there is a reason this got a screenwriting nomination. If you tell someone you're warching a movie about a man in love with a sex doll, they'll think you're a perv. This movie defines quirky and there is no sex.
Penelope - this is a modern fairy tale with fantastic performances! Penelope's parents (Catherine O'Hara!!) alone are worth the movie. The world created here is lovely, and Peter Dinklage is more than a character actor.
Stardust - I don't understand why this wasn't a blockbuster! Obviously I am not the target audience for blockbuster movies. This movie is a fantasy in a far off land (behind that stone fence) with witches (Michelle Pfeiffer) and spells and flying ships. Ricky Gervais is in it - does that make you curious?
Stranger than Fiction - I am not a big fan of Will Farrell as I am not a fifteen year old boy. However, this is not your typical Will F movie (Will F fans were very disappointed upon getting to the theater). This movie combines Farrell with Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman. My favorite scene is when Will gives his love interest (Magge G) flours.
True Romance - I used to recommend this all the time, but a lot of people thought it was too violent. It is violent, but it feels legit to me. Patricia Arquette's charater is loads of fun, bringing new meaning to the good-natured prostitute cliche. James Gandolfini gets what's coming to him.

Teen Flicks (and not just John Hughes)

10 Things I Hate about You - I like this so much better than Taming of the Shrew. Also, this was the first time I saw Heath Ledger. I am no less impressed now.
Adventures in Babysitting - When she sings the blues, I'm always impressed - it never gets old. And Vincent D'Onofrio is so cool here.
Breakfast Club - What happened to Molly Ringwald? She was sooo cool - she ate sushi for lunch!
Clueless - a close second (for me) to Sixteen Candles. Cher is awesome - and this movie has Wallace Shawn! What a great way to re-invent Emma.
Heathers - High School would have been easier if you could have just killed the competition.
Sixteen Candles - For me, this is always the best. There is so much here - Long Duck Dong alone has generated a million quotes ("now I have somewhere to put my head"), not to mention Jake Ryan and the King of the Geeks.

Westerns

310 to Yuma - the new one with Russell Crowe is far superior to the old. Very unusual.
High Noon - By the end of the movie, I am dying for Gary Cooper to kick ass. The way he looks at the townspeople is priceless.
Lonestar - I would call this a Western, but it's modern. It also has a stong noir feeling to me, plus one of my fav actors, Chris Cooper.
Misfits - I would call this a western - it's in the desert (Reno?) and it's about horses and cowboys. I think it's Marilyn's best film, plus it's Clark Gable's last.
Once Upon a Time in the West - I watch this all the time. Henry Fonda is so good as a bad guy! The pacing and the music are perfect.
Searchers - this movie is copied endlessly - the doorway scenes, for example - watch for them in other films.
Seven Samurai - OK, it's foreign and not technically a western, but this Kurosawa film begat a lot of Westerns (the Magnificent Seven).
Shootist - John Wayne is old and Ron Howard is young. Great movie - slower pace.
Silverado - what a great cast! This movie is a great modern Western, and gets past the jinx of having too many stars
Stagecoach - my favorite John Wayne - and his breakout role
True Grit - "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch!" Maybe this is my fav John Wayne.
Unforgiven: By the end of the movie, you want the violence, but this movie is anti-violence. Weird.

Scary - what does scary mean to you?

28 Days Later - these zombies are fast - they're played by soccer players and track stars. And they're still not the scariest thing in the movie.
Alien and Aliens - the impregnation scenes alone are nightmare worthy.
Birds - please, you agree, don't you?
Drag Me to Hell - I don't like too much new stuff that is considered scary, but this movie is great. It is scary and does not take itself seriously at all. I laughed all the way through the show.
Freaks - this movie is scary to me; I am very uncomfortable watching it. Others don't find it scary, but it's also a classic. It's worth watching.
Gaslight - man and wife and emotional and psychological abuse.
Ju-On - do not watch the American version (the Grudge) - to be seriously scared you need to watch the original. I have watched it several times and still don't understand the plot, but it scares me every time. How can a noise be so damn scary??
Night of the Hunter - Robert Mitchum makes a fantastic villain. When I was a kid, this put me over the edge, and it still works for me as an illustration of evil.
Nosferatu - I need to do a vampire list, but this will be on multiple lists. It is a silent film - that doesn't bother me - but it bothers some.
Rear Window - I have watched this 1000 times and I still yell at the screen. Can you imagine shooting an entire movie while sitting in a chair? This must have been torture for Jimmy Stewart.
Ring - again, watch the Japanese version. Talk about a creepy movie. You'll jump a couple of times.
Silence of the Lambs - do I have to say anything? I think Hannibal is a much better villain than Darth Vader. I don't care what the lists say.

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Friday, August 31, 2012

Time Bandits (1981)

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