Saturday, August 11, 2012

Planet Terror (2007)

I would rather chew off my hand than watch this piece of shit again.

If you want a good zombie movie, watch Dawn of the Dead (either) or 28 Days Later.
If you want good Tarantino, watch Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill or Jackie Browne.
For good Rodriguez, watch any of the Mariachi series or Spy Kids.
If you want to throw up, eat something fuzzy in the back of your fridge.

If you do decide to watch this crap, keep the remote handy.  This movie is why God invented the fast forward button.

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